From the Mixed Up Files of a Substitute Teacher: For tonight

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

For tonight

I sahll have stories and tales to post about the children's Christmas, but for now I will tell you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...67 days and counting...I will forget that it is the holiday season because my heart is celebratinging it back home with ya'll...to Thailand I go...

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Kids Say...

5/6Yr Old: "Cassandra-teacher? Do you eat ham?"
Cassandra-teacher: "No, Why do you ask?"
5/6Yr Old: "Then how you get fat?"

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Multiple 5/6Yr Olds "attack" Cassandra-teacher. Noticing her long red fingernails [Boy] yells: "Bloody hands! Red mean blood!...You have blood on hands!"

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8/9Yr Old: "Brandon-teacher? Do you have a [farting] and crazy girlfriend?"

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7 Yr Old: "Cassandra-teacher take my picture"
Cassandra-teacher does and shows it to her...
"No! close up so I can check make-up!"

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12Yr. Old:"Why are most all American's fatter than Koreans?"

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12Yr. Old:"I think Cassandra-teacher lie. I think she not vegetarian."

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8Yr. Old Boy: [whispered into my ear] "You are very pretty...shhh no tell anybody-please teacher"

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7Yr.Old Boy:[yelled across playroom] "Sassandra-Teacher! come get me baby!"

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9Yr.Old Girl: [on a saturday in the park getting ready to talk to a friend on the phone while around us] "Teacher, may I speaks the Korean?"

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9YR Old Girl: “No Lamp…No bathroom…Lamp on - go poop.”

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9YR Old Girl: “My grandfather is furry—and mother here” (motions under arms)

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Cassandra-Teacher: “Jack what do you ride?”
Jack (9YR Old Boy): “I ride wait no who do you ride?”

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9YR Old Boys and Girls “Favorite Pizza’s:

Booger pizza
Watermelon pizza
Elephant pizza
Hamster juice pizza

Words/Phrases that are hard to explain...