From the Mixed Up Files of a Substitute Teacher: And so it goes...

Thursday, August 5, 2010

And so it goes...

5 comments:

黃以陳美苓富Aug 7, 2010 03:37 AM
良言一句三冬暖，惡語傷人六月寒。......................................................................
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于庭吳Aug 12, 2010 07:25 AM
人並不是生來要吃敗仗的。人可被毀滅，但不可被擊倒。..................................................................
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張王雅竹欣虹Aug 14, 2010 03:29 PM
良言一句三冬暖，惡語傷人六月寒。............................................................
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廷淑君淑君伸Aug 16, 2010 07:13 PM
好看耶~一定每天有空給你支持..................................................
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麗王王珠Aug 18, 2010 11:57 PM
看看blog調整心情，又要來繼續工作，大家加油............................................................
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Kids Say...

5/6Yr Old: "Cassandra-teacher? Do you eat ham?"
Cassandra-teacher: "No, Why do you ask?"
5/6Yr Old: "Then how you get fat?"

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Multiple 5/6Yr Olds "attack" Cassandra-teacher. Noticing her long red fingernails [Boy] yells: "Bloody hands! Red mean blood!...You have blood on hands!"

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8/9Yr Old: "Brandon-teacher? Do you have a [farting] and crazy girlfriend?"

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7 Yr Old: "Cassandra-teacher take my picture"
Cassandra-teacher does and shows it to her...
"No! close up so I can check make-up!"

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12Yr. Old:"Why are most all American's fatter than Koreans?"

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12Yr. Old:"I think Cassandra-teacher lie. I think she not vegetarian."

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8Yr. Old Boy: [whispered into my ear] "You are very pretty...shhh no tell anybody-please teacher"

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7Yr.Old Boy:[yelled across playroom] "Sassandra-Teacher! come get me baby!"

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9Yr.Old Girl: [on a saturday in the park getting ready to talk to a friend on the phone while around us] "Teacher, may I speaks the Korean?"

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9YR Old Girl: “No Lamp…No bathroom…Lamp on - go poop.”

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9YR Old Girl: “My grandfather is furry—and mother here” (motions under arms)

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Cassandra-Teacher: “Jack what do you ride?”
Jack (9YR Old Boy): “I ride wait no who do you ride?”

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9YR Old Boys and Girls “Favorite Pizza’s:

Booger pizza
Watermelon pizza
Elephant pizza
Hamster juice pizza