Tuesday September Gwang-Ju LCI
A wasp of never before seen size caused mass panic Tuesday afternoon when some 7 year olds spotted it. After finally convincing their teacher that an “extremely big bee” was in the class room after about 10 min of speculation she tried to kill it herself. “I’ve never seen a wasp as big as a finger” said Cassandra-Teacher, of Saang-Chon-Dong. After failing to be able to reach the wasp and fearing angering it to the point of attacking the children she called in reinforcements. Brandon-Teacher, also of Saang-Chon Dong, “The biggest fucking wasp; man that thing was huge…bigger than my little finger and tough.”
Brandon-Teacher advised to make the kids quietly be removed from the room. Cassandra-Teacher said she was “extremely proud of how quietly and nicely the children reacted to the situation.” They lined up quickly and quietly and went to the playroom with Chris-Teacher while Brandon and Cassandra-Teacher went to into Johns Hopkins to fight. After attempting several serious blows the Wasp took refuge in the lighting fixture. In a later afternoon class Chris-Teacher was able to finish it off. “I didn’t believe what they [Brandon and Cassandra-Teacher] said about the size of that thing.”
Thankfully no party other than the wasp was injured in the battle. Thanks to the courageous effort of the teachers and particularly well behaved children.
***Update
Wednesday September
Two more wasps and one bee of still rather large size was spotted and sacrificed for the safety of the children of Johns Hopkins class. Where the insects are coming from is still under investigation; however all possibilities are being looked into and more updates will be given with any new information.
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