Some Kid Stories

Kid Stories:

There haven’t been as many good cutesy kid stories or even that many disturbing ones until this last week:

My kids have always kind of realized that I have boobs, but last week they realized that they can be vocal about it in English. “Cassandra-Teacher chest! Heeheeheeheehee” (with hands to make their own chest…) As I am scolding Billy for this (he started it and the other boys followed suit) Dan points and says “Me mommy (hands to form boobs on him) Twins and sister (he has a set of twins at home that are about 6-9 months old and a sister around 18 months) feed (mouth suckling motion) sometimes me too (suckling sound and motion again) very yummy!” so if you didn’t catch that my 7 year old told me that he still occasionally breast feeds from his mother when she is feeding one of the other three babies. I questioned him further and asked the Korean teacher to confirm and it is not just a story. I am still in a little shock about it.

Second story of a little bit of shock and disgust-I had a seven year old poop in his pants! Harold is the only student who has ever had this problem of not making it to the bathroom. He asked after it happened this time. We are sitting and reading and all of a sudden some of the kids start to freak out “yuck! What’s that smell? Smell bad teacher!” and I am wondering what they are talking about and it is bathroom time so maybe someone farted and I order them to line up where they really really start to freak out. Harold in the front has a pungent odor coming from him. I check and my head falls. He pooped his pants. So, after sending him to the proper places to get cleaned up I taught my children special vocabulary: emergency, accident, poop and fart.

Rocky will often say “come and get me baby” and “Cassandra-teacher silly (girl or woman)” recently he has taken to saying “Come and get me silly teacher” somehow last week in the playroom he said “Come and get me sexy woman” now I would have chalked that up to my hearing in a loud environment if Velina hadn’t ask “Sexy? what sexy? Sexy?” and Chris (my student not the teacher) goes “silly no sexy!”

What else to tell about the kids…This is the best for now...